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Dec. 21st, 2018 07:10 pmI hate to be one of those negative nellies, but my girlfriend is watching Voltron and...it's so dumb, guys. Just, like, epically dumb.
A few good men: the Monistat guy
Dec. 7th, 2018 02:16 pmToday, in my local Kroger's, I passed by the personal hygiene aisle and saw a male-presenting person in slouchy beanie and flannel standing in front of the yeast infection creams and having a murmured conference with someone on his phone about which one to buy.
- Good boyfriend/male friend/male relative/whatever. I felt the urge to pat him on the back but didn't want to interrupt his VERY important mission.
- I couldn't help but imagine the person on the other end of that call, lying in bed with their legs spread and their cooch aflame, screaming, "JUST BUY ONE ANY ONE."
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Dec. 3rd, 2018 08:13 pmGuys, guys, what if Bucky, post-CATWS, goes on this cold, methodical elimination tour of HYDRA. He’s totally focused on the mission; he knows that he’s Bucky Barnes but he’s not especially interested in knowing more. That’s not who he is. He kills people. That’s what he does.
When Steve and Sam start following him, he’s annoyed at first but eventually acknowledges that they could be useful to his mission and deigns to work with them. Steve is immediately all :DDD in ways that make Bucky uncomfortable.
He only gets MORE uncomfortable when Steve starts wearing nothing but little motel towels out of the shower and finds excuses to take his shirt off at random. (In the background, Sam discreetly books them two motel rooms while typing OMFG FML to Natasha.) He starts giving Bucky pants feelings again and Bucky-bot does not compute, does not know what to do
and AND AND
EXCEPT PUT IN STEVE’S MUSCLY CALF, COVERED WITH HIS STAR-SPANGLED MAN TIGHTS, AND BUCKY STANDING IN THE BACKGROUND STARING WITH, LIKE, A ROCKET LAUNCHER DANGLING FROM ONE HAND.
“M-Mr. Rogers, you’re trying to seduce me.”
When Steve and Sam start following him, he’s annoyed at first but eventually acknowledges that they could be useful to his mission and deigns to work with them. Steve is immediately all :DDD in ways that make Bucky uncomfortable.
He only gets MORE uncomfortable when Steve starts wearing nothing but little motel towels out of the shower and finds excuses to take his shirt off at random. (In the background, Sam discreetly books them two motel rooms while typing OMFG FML to Natasha.) He starts giving Bucky pants feelings again and Bucky-bot does not compute, does not know what to do
and AND AND
EXCEPT PUT IN STEVE’S MUSCLY CALF, COVERED WITH HIS STAR-SPANGLED MAN TIGHTS, AND BUCKY STANDING IN THE BACKGROUND STARING WITH, LIKE, A ROCKET LAUNCHER DANGLING FROM ONE HAND.
“M-Mr. Rogers, you’re trying to seduce me.”
