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Dec. 3rd, 2018 08:13 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
stele3Guys, guys, what if Bucky, post-CATWS, goes on this cold, methodical elimination tour of HYDRA. He’s totally focused on the mission; he knows that he’s Bucky Barnes but he’s not especially interested in knowing more. That’s not who he is. He kills people. That’s what he does.
When Steve and Sam start following him, he’s annoyed at first but eventually acknowledges that they could be useful to his mission and deigns to work with them. Steve is immediately all :DDD in ways that make Bucky uncomfortable.
He only gets MORE uncomfortable when Steve starts wearing nothing but little motel towels out of the shower and finds excuses to take his shirt off at random. (In the background, Sam discreetly books them two motel rooms while typing OMFG FML to Natasha.) He starts giving Bucky pants feelings again and Bucky-bot does not compute, does not know what to do
and AND AND
EXCEPT PUT IN STEVE’S MUSCLY CALF, COVERED WITH HIS STAR-SPANGLED MAN TIGHTS, AND BUCKY STANDING IN THE BACKGROUND STARING WITH, LIKE, A ROCKET LAUNCHER DANGLING FROM ONE HAND.
“M-Mr. Rogers, you’re trying to seduce me.”
When Steve and Sam start following him, he’s annoyed at first but eventually acknowledges that they could be useful to his mission and deigns to work with them. Steve is immediately all :DDD in ways that make Bucky uncomfortable.
He only gets MORE uncomfortable when Steve starts wearing nothing but little motel towels out of the shower and finds excuses to take his shirt off at random. (In the background, Sam discreetly books them two motel rooms while typing OMFG FML to Natasha.) He starts giving Bucky pants feelings again and Bucky-bot does not compute, does not know what to do
and AND AND
EXCEPT PUT IN STEVE’S MUSCLY CALF, COVERED WITH HIS STAR-SPANGLED MAN TIGHTS, AND BUCKY STANDING IN THE BACKGROUND STARING WITH, LIKE, A ROCKET LAUNCHER DANGLING FROM ONE HAND.
“M-Mr. Rogers, you’re trying to seduce me.”
